Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
Did you see Mr. Eaton last night
by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 09, 2015
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Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.
HEYYY Mr. Eaton did you watch the big bang theory last night?
by Lorie Lou November 02, 2010