Mr. Brooks' lord and master of the Brooksholics across the globe. He's a legendary champion, a bad mamma jamma and, Canada's favorite son. He is the true and only face of I-Wrestling. Mr. Brooks also have his own personal security guard Eric the Retarded Midget. Mr. Brooks' a self-centered, whiner, egomaniac. Here's a good exemple: Because of his mastery of technical wrestling, Dean Malenko was known as "The Man of 1000 Holds," so Mr. Brooks claimed to be "The Man of 1004 Holds."
Welcome to Tuesday Night Mr. Brooks. And ladies and gentleman I most definately am the walrus coo coo cachu. And I promise to never ever treat you Brooksholics wrong just because I'm better than all of you. Thank you.
by Veget00r April 11, 2010