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3.
A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.
"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"
by Mikey851 July 19, 2008
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1.
To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.
I Mr. Belvedered myself.
by DiggerMan March 15, 2009
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2.
verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.
Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...
by Nannerpuss March 15, 2009
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4.
It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.
Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.
by amikke01 November 20, 2008
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