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A condition that affects that mouth after mass consumption of hard cereal like "Captain Crunch" or "Corn Pops". Upon consumption, the hard edges slice and dice the roof of ones mouth into a mess of "mouth meat"
Oh man! I just ate 5 bowls of Corn Pops cereal and I now have a bad case of mouth meat!
by FuzzzBlog August 02, 2007
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