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A name for the ugliest kid on the planet, usually has no friends, and smells really bad because it doesn't shower. A Moutez is usually obese, and eats a lot. Although it may say that it doesn't, a Moutez eats about 7-9 times a day. On the other hand, a Moutez gets bad bitches everyday. Moutez should not be mixed up with a Mike. The difference between a Mike and a Moutez, is Money, Power, and Respect.... and Bitches, don't forget the bitches.
"Wow dude, I wish I was named Moutez, I would be ugly, smelly, and obese, but I wouldn't mind it, because I would have Money, Power, Respect, and Bad Bitches."
by oblock3hunna1 January 14, 2013
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