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2. Moustache
The growing and manicuring of hair on one's upper lip, usually by an adult male. Also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.
Are you growing a moustache for Movember?

Fuckin rights I am!
1. moustache
(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives
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3. Moustache
Hair above the upper lip. And some thing all cool Buffalos have.
WOAH! look at the killer moustache
4. Moustache
noun

pronounced: mous-tache

a female mustache
Look at the moustache on Jessica.
5. moustache
the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals
"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"
6. moustache
How a Tool spell the word mustache
GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.
7. moustache
Facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it
Hey alvaro used to have a moustache because
we forced him to shave it off
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