|1.||Mouse and Keyboard|
The thing under your hands at this current moment
dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?
dude 2: Go kill yourself
|2.||Mouse and Keyboard|
Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.
"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"