Mourdouche 

A follower of Indiana State Treasurer Richard Mourdock who refers to Tea Party members that don't agree with him as douchebags. Hence, they are a Mourdouche.

Hey Mr. Tea Party guy, quit videotaping Richard Mourdock, you're a Mourdouche!

Mourdouche by DouchyFeel December 11, 2011

mouthdouche 

What some people call mouthwash -- a liquid (frequently composed of a high percentage of alcohol which often causes a burning sensation) that you swirl around inside your mouth and spit into the sink approx. half a minute later.

{Greg}: Suze, can you please pick up a bottle of mouthdouche while you're at the store?
{Susan}: Sure thing Greggo!!!

mouthdouche by Telephony November 14, 2018

Murdochered 

When a whistle-blower dies soon after revealing secret, sensitive information that has the potential to damage, or damages, the reputations of very powerful people, or after having harmed their financial interests.

Sean Hoare, the first person to link former News of the World editor Andy Coulson to Britain's phone hacking scandal, was found dead Monday. Police say his death is not considered suspicious. Sounds like he was Murdochered.
Other possible Murdochered victims: Dr David Kelly, JFK, Norma Jeane Baker, Maurice Bishop, Salvador Allende, Pavle Bulatovic, Roberto Calvi.

Murdochered by ZAJ July 19, 2011

Musdouche 

A fake mustache - often ridiculous looking and intended to be funny or ironic. It is most often seen on hipsters and is the primary basis of a mustache party.

It is believed that an individual is given special "douche powers" when wearing a musdouche, which make them intolerable to anyone other than legitimate douchebags and fellow musdouche wearers. Once the musdouche is removed, the individual in question typically returns to their normal state.

Girl one: "Oh good grief. That guy with the musdouche hasn't shut up since he got to the party."

Girl two: "Yeah, he's usually a cool guy, but the force of the musdouche is strong with him."

Musdouche by sudanhim December 14, 2011

murdouche 

Inadvertently saving pictures of ones member/adult friend finder profile pic to personal computer; typically this photo is stumbled upon by unsuspecting victims at a later date.

Man, I was looking at pictures of Murdock's sister on his laptop and a pic of his cock popped-up...what a murdouche.

murdouche by murderone February 19, 2011

musdouche 

noun, MUS-doosh, a douchey mustache. Usage is subjective but generally refers to a thin, closely cropped mustache.

1st guy: Have you seen Kyle?

2nd guy: Yeah. Looks like he's trying to grow a musdouche. LOL.

musdouche by twilyth July 13, 2010

Moustouche 

Touche for a moustache fellow... or with moustache love

*Beardy moustache man* Touche
*Friend* Don't you mean moustouche

Moustouche by Atomic-Blast April 21, 2011