Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.
I avoided the Mounties by hiding in some bushes.
The mounty is a sexual position where the female is covered in maple syrup and has antlers on. Meanwhile the man if fucking her from behind while singing the Oh Canada.
I fucked your mom mounty style your when you were conceived...bitch.
Mounties are the notorious alma mater of a South Dublin (Ireland) all girls school. Simillar 'Vasar chicks' these young women are famous for dropping their draws, spending daddy's money, cat fighting and drinking very heavily. Often over applying their fake bake and sometimes known as 'tangerine hussies'. Rather unusually the majority are not naturally beautiful and expensive clothes, spa treatments and hair extensions only last so long. Evidenced by the fact that most mounties end up as boared and often over weight housewifes in south county dublin.
"That mountie blew me, robbed me and dumped me but I still love her..."
"The mounties would look you in the eye and tell you they love you while givin a reach around to your mate"