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1. Often used in the recalling of sexual conquests.

2. The first step in the physical act of fornication.
Shortly after parking at lookout point, the amorous young man
mounted his date and began to ravish her.
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1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge
Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."

Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."
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adj: a woman with a slim upper body and thick lower body.
by ssiikak July 31, 2005
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if you are mounted on something or someone you constantly talk about it/them, you are not in love with it just really obsessed for a short period of time
friend 1: oh my god she is so cool and hot, I wish I could be like her. she is also really smart.

friend 2: you are mounted.
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