A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)

It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?

Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
by <insert clever joke here> June 17, 2011
The stoners drink of choice.
Jake: I totaly have cotton mouth, man.
Jill: Dude, have a Mountain Dew.
Jake: Right on.
Jill: Do the Dew.
Jake: Yeah, dude. Do the Dew.
by Melissa Renee Saint-Hilaire June 15, 2006
A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
although Jolt cola has more caffeine.
by AYB April 08, 2003
To describe something that is extreme.
Billy and Jeff went sledding naked, it was so Mountain Dew.
by mh40sw December 03, 2009
Slang: The act of mounting another person and doing them, having sex.
Damn, she is hot! I would love to mountain dew her!
by tibbin October 22, 2008
The line of sweat that forms in the middle of boobs.
Girl: Can I have that towel?
Guy: Why?
Girl: Well..from working out all day I have some Mountain Dew goin' on.
Guy: ...Nice!
by Shay M Vizzle August 18, 2008
the best beverage known to fucking mankind, and the fuel that drives urban assault...
party at peenie's!...whos bringing the mountain dew...call steve tell him to get a 24 pack

mike go to tweedos and get some goddamn dew before i fart in your face and get diarrhea fragments all over you (nate)

11:30, saturday night, summer 2005...DEW RUN TO WINCHENDON...steve(mostly naked, death 2 humanity tat on back), nate (almost died), alex(being ratty), peenie(getting berserk in back seat/lank ass limbs not fitting in car), dave(scared for life, still being berserk), the convertible cavalier....good times

joey allen - son of a bitch the machine wont give me my dew!
by fuck yea November 29, 2005

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