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22.
A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)

It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?

Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
by <insert clever joke here> June 17, 2011
 
23.
Sweat between a girl's tits
"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
by urbanme94 September 27, 2009
 
24.
A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.
Horny girl: Do u have a condom?

Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.
by srb23 December 29, 2006
 
25.
When you urinate on a mountain.
'There wern't any toilet's up there, I had to Mountain Dew
by J_Man_767 February 23, 2011
 
26.
mountain dew = mount-and-do

term in which a bitch must mount a REAL man's dick and pretty much fuck him like theres no tomorrow
Hey! Hey you! Mountain dew me!!!
by Retrosolja May 28, 2008
 
27.
The stoners drink of choice.
Jake: I totaly have cotton mouth, man.
Jill: Dude, have a Mountain Dew.
Jake: Right on.
Jill: Do the Dew.
Jake: Yeah, dude. Do the Dew.
by Melissa Renee Saint-Hilaire June 15, 2006
 
28.
A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
although Jolt cola has more caffeine.
by AYB April 08, 2003