A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!
"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"
by InJecTeD_MeTaL October 23, 2005
A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)

It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?

Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
by <insert clever joke here> June 17, 2011
Sweat between a girl's tits
"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
by urbanme94 September 27, 2009
A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.
Horny girl: Do u have a condom?

Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.
by srb23 December 29, 2006
When you urinate on a mountain.
'There wern't any toilet's up there, I had to Mountain Dew
by J_Man_767 February 23, 2011
mountain dew = mount-and-do

term in which a bitch must mount a REAL man's dick and pretty much fuck him like theres no tomorrow
Hey! Hey you! Mountain dew me!!!
by Retrosolja May 28, 2008
The stoners drink of choice.
Jake: I totaly have cotton mouth, man.
Jill: Dude, have a Mountain Dew.
Jake: Right on.
Jill: Do the Dew.
Jake: Yeah, dude. Do the Dew.
by Melissa Renee Saint-Hilaire June 15, 2006
A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
although Jolt cola has more caffeine.
by AYB April 08, 2003

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