mike go to tweedos and get some goddamn dew before i fart in your face and get diarrhea fragments all over you (nate)
11:30, saturday night, summer 2005...DEW RUN TO WINCHENDON...steve(mostly naked, death 2 humanity tat on back), nate (almost died), alex(being ratty), peenie(getting berserk in back seat/lank ass limbs not fitting in car), dave(scared for life, still being berserk), the convertible cavalier....good times
joey allen - son of a bitch the machine wont give me my dew!
"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"
"I can't feel my legs!"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"
When you need to stay up all night for studying, hacking, or Lan Partying and cant get/afford Jolt, Red Bull or Bawls in your area its a OK subsitute.
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.