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32.
the best beverage known to fucking mankind, and the fuel that drives urban assault...
party at peenie's!...whos bringing the mountain dew...call steve tell him to get a 24 pack

mike go to tweedos and get some goddamn dew before i fart in your face and get diarrhea fragments all over you (nate)

11:30, saturday night, summer 2005...DEW RUN TO WINCHENDON...steve(mostly naked, death 2 humanity tat on back), nate (almost died), alex(being ratty), peenie(getting berserk in back seat/lank ass limbs not fitting in car), dave(scared for life, still being berserk), the convertible cavalier....good times

joey allen - son of a bitch the machine wont give me my dew!
by fuck yea November 29, 2005
 
1.
The essence of life.
Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.
by Chop August 06, 2005
 
2.
A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!
"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"
by InJecTeD_MeTaL October 23, 2005
 
3.
The nectar of the gods.
Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.


by Gulliver Foyle III January 22, 2009
 
4.
Highly caffenated and carbonated soda from Pepsico. Very popular, and available at all USA supermarkets. Has the Most caffene than any other popular soda.

When you need to stay up all night for studying, hacking, or Lan Partying and cant get/afford Jolt, Red Bull or Bawls in your area its a OK subsitute.
"Do The Dew!"
by BillyG April 08, 2003
 
5.
The single most addictive, non-alcoholic drink I have ever encountered. I got hooked on it at an American airbase and I had withdrawal symptoms when i returned back to Newcastle. It tasted alot like a drink we used to have here called Tab, whatever happened to that?
I crack open a can:
mmmm sweet nectar, gotta have more, more, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ezmerelda August 28, 2005
 
6.
Redneck Holy Water. The most popular drink amoung rednecks. A Mountain Dew flag should be made and flown right under the confederate flag. Or as rednecks call it the "rebel flag."
Quite possibly the only spit bottle you will see being used or scattered amongst the numerous fast food bags in the floorboard of a truck.
Hey bo! When you go to the gas station, pick me up a can of Kodiak Wintergreen and a Mountain Dew.
by c * h * r * i * s March 25, 2008
 
7.
Simply, the greatest creation when it comes to any sort of liquid.
Guy: Hey man wanna sleep over tonight? I got some mountain dew

Other dude: Hell yes!
by mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010