Top Definition
A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.
Man what I would give to do that Mount me monty. I would never date her though!
by vegeta867 January 02, 2013

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