Look around and realize that as much as it may seem otherwise, you are indeed at a college. Binge drinking does and will occur. Hook ups and fucking will occur. Drugs will be used. Just because its a catholic school does not mean that every fucking person here is a priest in training. If you have a problem with any of that you've obviously been too sheltered your whole fucking life and need to get the fuck out of here and live with your fucking parents. Take a trip to any other college and tell me the same shit doesn't go on. In fact, i'll put money on the fact that it occurs even more. It's called college. No other time in your life will you have ass living right next to you, basically asking to be fucked. So shut the fuck up. If you came here expecting to be just as sheltered as youve been the rest of your whole life then either get the fuck out or join the seminary.If you really wanna complain, please direct your whining and bullshit towards our wonderful president. And by wonderful i mean fucking horrible. That shitbag has done nothing but cause problems. Athletic teams are cocky. Get over it, its the same everywhere else but they get a shitload more privileges than they get here so relax.

I am in no way shape or form saying this place is a nice place to be. It sucks. That much is painfully obvious. But youre complaining for all the wrong reasons. You're complaining about the things that are at every college. Youre complaining about the things that you try to get away from your whole life but never can. Face it assholes, there are cliques everywhere, be it high school, college or your fucking office full of goddamn cubicles. Get the fuck over it. You'd think by now since all of your self-righteous assholes are so much more mature than the rest of the college that it would just be water under the fucking bridge. Jesus christ, wipe the fucking sand out of your goddamn vaginas and shut the fuck up.

So here's a tip. Worry about your own fucking problems. And if you can't concentrate on your own shit because of a drunk asshole on your hall then do something about it. Tell them to shut the fuck up. But for Gods sake, dont come on the fucking internet and complain about specific people because they at least trying to make the best out of this shithole. You have the rest of your life to be an uptight asshole.

Go to any college in the fucking country and find me a campus that doesnt have a shitload of people that that get high, shitfaced, belligerant, obnoxious, annoying, throw up...the list goes on and on faggots. Just cause you came here with a completely skewed dillusional point of view about college dont come here and whine about every little thing that irks you.

The girls are gonna be stuck up. The guys are gonna be assholes and try and get the girls drunk and hook up with them. You might even get GHB'd and if you do then maybe next time make your own fucking drink. The holier-than-thou people here will constantly think they're better than you, and chances are they are. Find solace in the fact that their aren't fraternities here. You're only here for four years so graduate and get out, no big deal. I'm just sick of people acting like this is the only place where people drink their faces off. Quit being so fucking uptight. If you want to complain about wasted money, that's at least something valid. How bout our reverred presidents christmas arches at x-mass time that were put up just in time for people to drive under them as they left for break. Or the nativity scene that looked like a white trash fun house. Note: The field that the athletic teams are trying to get together was and is funded by mostly all outside alumnus and donations.

White kids act hard wherever you go, thats no new revelation and its certainly not distinct to this campus. People play loud music in their cars or in their dorms, so dont listen or get over it. Nothings gonna change. There are nerds, jocks, sluts, preps, tough guys, god-squads, sketchballs and there always have been. Thats life, move on and dont bother anyone else. Relax, because the person that is talking shit about you is probably being talked about behind their back just as much. If it seems like im trying to come off better than you its cause i am.

If you honestly have a major problem with the way things are here, then for Gods sake transfer. I'm sure there are plenty of other places that are much much cheaper than this place . AS far as i see it, youre payin 30 thousand to complain about all the things you shouldnt be complaining about. Jesus, just move off campus, its not that complicated. You act like kids partying on the weekend is a rarity. If i seem to be venting on that certain issue its cause it just baffles me that you people are so fucking dumb. It's four years where you have free reign to get sloshed and its not a big deal to anyone else. So either join in or quit complaining

Quit worrying about other peoples shit and just move on with your own life. You have all your life to be up uptight asshole, dont try and bring me down just cause your life didnt turn out the way you wanted.

All im tryin to say is, please, shut the fuck up. There is plenty to complain about with this school that you're completely missing. This place is so assbackwards i can hardly believe it.

So just suck a dick and shut the fuck up, maybe youll get lucky,choke and end your miserable miserable existence here.
College Life
It Happens
Join the seminary
by ConMan April 24, 2005
Top Definition
The Party Scene
The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.
Tiki Dance
Christmas Dance
by Big Bertha April 10, 2005
Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.
Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics
by To the Mount! April 04, 2008
Where everyone knows your name....and your business. This small campus provides a taste of everything. You got the preps, the hicks, the potheads, and gangstas (aka the lax team the rugby team the baseball team and the basketball team) in that order. Now of course you find the ever so dominate group on a catholic campus "God-squad" who going to church everyday is like breathing. The Mount is a beautiful campus and does provide an excellent education among other things.
rides around the mountain
by Susie April 10, 2005
Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.
water pong kicks ass
by me April 22, 2005
A quaint little shithole in the middle nowhere, and by nowhere I mean Emmitsburg, MD. A place where the Keystone flows like wine, and Chad Smith, class of 2006 is the community cum dumpster. An institution where the fun police await to pounce on unsuspecting students from behind every corner and within every shadow.
Chad Smith: Do you have any beer?
Brent Bacon: Yes, but only if you bang me.
by Chad Smith April 01, 2005
Only place where hicks, preppy kids, spoiled assholes,Long Island bitches, sluts, dogs and god-squads can live in harmony. It is a beautiful place, but shitty place to be. Only hicks and rednecks can appreciate this shitty county hole they call "Emmitsburg". It's where Jersey kids come down and start crying because they don't know how to fill up the gas for their cars. It's where assholes and bitches from New York come for an education, because they were way too retarded to get into NYU or Columbia. It's where Maryland kids come, because they couldn't get into Loyola or wanted to get some Jersey/New York ass. It's where you get to know some hicks if you are one of those sheltered rich kids. It's where a hick can get to know what the hell Abercrombie is. For Abercrombie lovers, it's a hellish place to be, 'cause they don't have a store around. However, you do get to see the clothes on fake-tanned decent girls by day, slutty whores by night and weekends. Dudes are not any better. They are man whores and like to think that they are gangstas. In real life, they are white as they can be and doesn't know shit about living in projects or having a rough life. They all tend to be stupid especially if they play sports. Only redeeming quality is that their parents are rich or rich enough to help them when they graduate with less than a stellar GPA and accomplishments. It's where you are one of those stereotypes mentioned here, you know that you are and you don't give a shit, 'cause tomorrow is another day and there is another freshman girl you need to screw before her freshman 15.
Example - Steve from Class of 2002 proudly proclaiming (writing on the bed frame in his room)the fact that he did anal with his girlfriend in A26.

Example 2 - JRT. Case Closed.
by Always a Mountie April 22, 2005
Mount St. Mary's a beautiful place to visit but to go to school here is a different story...all I am going to say is never judge someone when their parents are around. It is a major party school, well only when PS isn't busting in and confiscating all the beer for themselves. It is a place where hooking up is more then just exchanging phone numbers...where kissing when you first meet at the party leads to a midnight humping session. Here you are guaranteed to be known by the second day, your name and all your business. The Mount is a place where it becomes kool to drive from building to building blasting your radio between classes and the place to be on Friday nights is the local Pub. It is a place where they are plan things like deciding to build a 3,000 to 5,000 seat stadium ...mind you it is more seats then the amount of residents and students who stay in Emmitsburg..... Instead of building a new dorm and renovating the Terrace before it catches in fire and burns down in 2 minutes. It is a place where tuitions goes up about $5,000 every year... and what do we have to show for it.... Bocce and Disc golf... (Can somebody explain what the hell Bocce Is?) But what can I say the Mount is a beautiful campus to visit...but not to stay.
50 cent's CD is NOT the only rap CD that was ever made!
by HAHA April 14, 2005
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