Top Definition
crotch crickets hole worms grundle grunions labia lice butt mites

Cooties.
Pubic lice.
Related to butt mites.
What Obamaites will bring to the convention in Denver.
Guy 1: Are you doing Roscoe's grandma?

Guy 2: Yea boy! Nothin's tastier than vintage grundle fromunda sprinkled with Mexican mound mites.
by The Tainter Tots July 12, 2008

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