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1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't. Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant. Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh! Dude 1: She was laying there, naked. Dude 2: Dude. Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night. Dude 2: We get it. Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her. Dude 2: Aah! Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse. Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones ! |
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