Mother Hubbard

1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.

I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.

by I.D. Eclare April 8, 2016

mother hubbard

not having any medical : see also bummer and medical emergency

headband: are you going to medicate?
CaliGuyMe: I'm mother hubbard I have not a thing in my cupboard.

by tetrahydroC September 9, 2011

old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

by halibut12 February 16, 2009

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

by strikethru November 4, 2004

Mother Hubbard

Used by Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man
Alternative for saying 'mother f*****'

'You get out right now! that is an order!'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'

by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023