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29.
1) God's gift to man in the form of a beautiful 500ml energy drink.

2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
1) random dude: yo dude i got a tiny little v energy drink, want some.
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.

2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
by Icecold007 December 04, 2008
 
1.
Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
by kimmy booth March 29, 2005
 
2.
The Person Who Might have raised you, normally a woman
your mother is a woman who raised you is it not?
by 1 September 30, 2003
 
3.
The woman who gave birth to you and raised you.

Some mothers are known for embarrassing their children... or being cruel to them Joan Crawford was among the most prominent of this type, if not the worst.

Still others are wonderful, loving, devoted women. Mine is one of them.

Pet names for her would be "mom", "mommy", "mama", or similar names.
I feel so blessed to have a mother like mine.
by Lorelili March 03, 2005
 
4.
1.A female human being whom gave birth to you.
2.Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.

1.My mother is going to ditch me for her new boyfriend.
2.The most insulting insult in Chinese is 'caonimabi', means 'fuck your mother's pussy'.
by Peevee August 06, 2006
 
5.
1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!
by Leiko October 02, 2004
 
6.
Short for "Mother Fucker".
He's one bad mother.
by Dr. Alien July 23, 2003
 
7.
Used to define something larger or better than anything else.
That was the mother of all goals.

I need the mother of all beers to quench my thirst on a hot day like this.
by Lexi January 09, 2004