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14.
#1.Probably the only person who had ever
loved and cared about you.........
#2.The person for who you gonna hate yourself
when shes gone and u realize that u have never
gave her anything back even though it had been
so easy just to say thank you......
#1.
Loving Mother:pls George let those porns and come outside for a bit, u havent left youre room for two weeks now. i dont want that u end up as nude or a satanist worshiper or even worse as a Mtv news reader.
stupid George:piss off!!
#2.
im missing my mommy
why i have never listend to you mom
*a 40 years old Mtv news reader crashs on the floor cries and then shoots himslef into the head so that the cleaning lady has to do over-hours again*
 
1.
Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss"
You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"

Annoyance: "Peanut"
You: "Your MOTHER!!"
by kimmy booth March 29, 2005
 
2.
The Person Who Might have raised you, normally a woman
your mother is a woman who raised you is it not?
by 1 September 30, 2003
 
3.
The woman who gave birth to you and raised you.

Some mothers are known for embarrassing their children... or being cruel to them Joan Crawford was among the most prominent of this type, if not the worst.

Still others are wonderful, loving, devoted women. Mine is one of them.

Pet names for her would be "mom", "mommy", "mama", or similar names.
I feel so blessed to have a mother like mine.
by Lorelili March 03, 2005
 
4.
1.A female human being whom gave birth to you.
2.Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.

1.My mother is going to ditch me for her new boyfriend.
2.The most insulting insult in Chinese is 'caonimabi', means 'fuck your mother's pussy'.
by Peevee August 06, 2006
 
5.
1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!
by Leiko October 02, 2004
 
6.
Short for "Mother Fucker".
He's one bad mother.
by Dr. Alien July 23, 2003
 
7.
Used to define something larger or better than anything else.
That was the mother of all goals.

I need the mother of all beers to quench my thirst on a hot day like this.
by Lexi January 09, 2004