Top Definition
Mother fucking pothead
OR
Mother fuck(er)
OR
Mother pothead
Teacher: Today we will have a pop quiz.

Student: I HATE YOU. YOU MOTHER FERN!

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Friend 1: That mother fern has nothing to do but snort coke.

Friend 2: Yeah, what a mother fern

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Brother: What a mother fern.

Sister: Why is she a mother fern?

Brother: Because all she does is do weed. What a mother fucking pothead (mother fern).
by AZN-.-RiceGirl403 March 04, 2009

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