1.) Adjective; High school algebra 2 teacher who makes children cry with her unfair and frankly bitchy ass way of teaching

2.)Adjective; Old woman whose white son is in a band with a Mexican name, trying to sound Jamaican

3.) Anciently old woman whose lifelong habit of smoking has caused the very features of her face to decompose into a rotten-smelling, yellow hair covering liquidy mess which she refers to as Francis

4.) A math teacher that makes comments about your grades and implies that you are simply another future drug dealer

"Dude did you hear what that MOTHER WOLPIN told me this morning?!"

"No, what?"

"You don't seem to have your homework ready...how whoopty freaking convenient"
by It'sAll_a_Conspiracy March 16, 2009
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