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An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine -Have never sworn in their life -Read their Book of Mormon twice a day -Never miss church -Don't watch any "R" rated movies and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods. "Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."
"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!" "But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!" "Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..." -------------------------------------------------------- "Dinner and a movie?" "Sure!" "Pick you up at 7 on Monday?" "I have FHE..." "...motard..." |
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A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth. Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed. Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"
Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!" Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!" |
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From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all. Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.
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A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions. Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.
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a cross between moron and retard OMG that guy is such a motard!
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Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person. Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!
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someone, usually a guy, that is beyond a moron, beyond a retard... he's a motard. My childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought I would lower the amount of child support he's supposed to pay!
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a moron and a retard combined George bush+Hilary Duff= Motard
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