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The inability to comfortably mosh, tap your feet, head bang, air punch, throw up devil horns or generally any physical activity that goes along with listening to music due to being too self-aware.
Hector: Man, i really felt like moshing during that gig but Jenny was there and i was far too mosh-conscious.
John: Bummer.
by Alan Gray November 07, 2007

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