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The feeling you have for an unsuccessful Metal Musician whom has clung to Metal, Oversized Concert Shirts and Long Hair after age 30 and has grown fatter and more sad with each passing year.
"Wow, Me and the one other guy at this show have some serious Mosh Pity for that guitarist hiding the beachball under his NAPALM DEATH shirt."
by rusty nailder April 21, 2010