|1.||Moseley Leisure Pirate|
A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.
Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.
Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.
Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.
Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.