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3. Morty
Morty is a Jew dog name. It represents the best and most intelligent form of dog.
I wish I had a Morty
1. Morty
The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
Morty bought more crack from Falner today.
by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO Aug 11, 2004 add a video
2. morty
a nickname given to the suburb of mortdale, sydney, Australia.
shaun: catch ya down at morty? good side?

ayden: nah bad side! i wanna buy singles at ctc
4. morty
a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. But most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)
Morty is so racist!!!!
by K Master M Jun 3, 2003 add a video
5. Morty
The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin
Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!
by Danthrax Mar 16, 2004 add a video
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