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1.
Short for mortified. To be very very embarassed. Commonly used in Ireland, more specifically Dublin.
Yah she was totes morto!
by Octopus5y March 07, 2011
 
2.
Man of great "Druid Magic". One who can control the forces of nature at his own will. But is prone to racism toward mexicans and african americans, and also plays modern games on the Atari.
That mortos can make trees walk and dance, but cannot afford a modern gaming system.
by Asome April 13, 2010