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A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.
Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok
by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005
 
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Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."
Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!

Person II: I know! It's Morti!
by StalkingChris November 17, 2004
 
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The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports.com and bsdterritory.com.
"I hear this awesome new game level was designed by Mortis the Wise."
by Mortis June 30, 2004