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A popular one-on-one fighting game developed in the USA first released on the arcade in the early 90's. One of the first games that featured digitized graphics and actors (now extinct form of graphics). Mortal Kombat was developed by Ed Boon and his partner John Tobias (later joined Ed). This game also featured excessive amounts of blood, gore, and violence. That scored serious controversy. When the game was going to be released on the home consoles, matters got worse. Feminists and liberals began to fight the game actively. Feminists blamed the game for violence towards women and liberals blamed the game for excessive violence being shown to children. A group called the Entertainment Software Ratings Board was then developed because of the violence. The founder, democrat senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut. Mortal Kombat was so popular, many sequels and spin offs were made. Distinctive characters include; Liu Kang (a shaolin monk with black hair who looks like Bruce Lee and practices martial arts), Sonya Blade (a military woman), Kano (a bald criminal with a cybernetic eye. He throws knives), Raiden (sometimes spelled Rayden, a thunder god), Johnny Cage (an actor who kicks and shoots green energy spheres from his arms), Scorpion (a yellow ninja who breathes fire and fires a spear from his hand), Sub-Zero (a blue warrior, who belongs to the Lin-Kuei with the ability to freeze his opponents), Shang-Tsung (a sorceror with the ability to morph into other characters), Goro (a four armed monster) and Reptile (a hidden Green warrior, one can fight him at the bottom of the pit. He mimics the moves of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Later in the series, he gained his own moves), just to name a few.
(Scorpion impales Liu Kang with spear)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)
by rbxfromdashow August 24, 2004
 
8.
aggressive masterbation; playing with one's self; releashing fury of pleasure
"Ready for some mortal kombat?"
"damn, i've been playing mortal kombat all day. my hand is sore"
by ChauMaster March 08, 2005
 
9.
The Stuff Of Legends are made of.
You are not a gamer if you dont do the honors of playing MK once a day.
by Alex. February 15, 2005
 
10.
When fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum you pull out, yell "FINISH HER!", stick it in her ass, and bust a load.
I was banging a chick and I gave her the mortal kombat.
by siliconefeelings January 09, 2011
 
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Mortal Kombat (verb) :- To chain a succession of sexual finishers that run in a specific order:

1) A Donkey Punch
2) Angry Pirate
3) Spiderman
4) Strawberry Milkshake
5) Pearl Necklace
6) Frosty Hitler
7) Superman Punch

In essence, one is "finishing" one's opponent.
"FINISH HER! MORTAL KOMBAT! Fatality..."

"Yeah, Steven I Mortal Kombated that bitch last night."

"That slut is so into Mortal Kombat."
by jpcymru July 14, 2009
 
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1) girl is going down on guy
2) guy is about to cum
3) guy screams MORTAL KOMBAT !!!
4) girl looks up to see why he screams that
5) guy cums in girls face
6) guy puts hands together, bows and says "..fatality"
7) guy laughs and probably starts running
"a chick was going down on me and just as i was about to nut, I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT. She got a facial and i said in a Darth Vader voice .... fatality"
by ... nobody June 03, 2007
 
13.
when ur having intercourse with a girl from behind..and ur fucking her soooo hard she's screaming like Shiva from Mortal Kombat. Than, once ur about to bust ur load, u pull out and turn her around. You shoot ur load in the air so she looks up to catch it. as she goes to catch iit in her mouth, you yelll "FATALITY" and chop her right in the neck. preferbly with ur right hand. she falls to the ground in utter pain.
person 1: dude...how was tht girls house?
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!
by t-reinzz June 23, 2009
 
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A tablet ecstasy drug which has the mortal kombat logo on it and is mixed with legal drugs (sugar, caffeine, etc.)
John took mortal kombat and got high.
by Human92 March 12, 2014