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17.
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
Jennifer Jacqueline Wells is all muck, she's such a mort!
by Kenzington the 1st March 29, 2011
 
1.
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
"Look at harry, he looks like such a mort"
Also can be referred to as a withered like tree.
by Giorgio Mosto May 15, 2008
 
2.
An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
by Pete Scott October 10, 2006
 
3.
A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
by PippyPoop June 22, 2009
 
4.
The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)
girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*

girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic
by Ivyrose April 09, 2013
 
5.
sassy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. She likes to win trifectas.
She didn't stop talking the whole time. She's such a morts
by mcdarcington January 05, 2010
 
6.
an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.

Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.

used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
"Did you hear what he just said?!?"
"Yeah, fuckin Mort"
"psh.... mormon"
by gunshot213 November 25, 2007
 
7.
A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!
by J-Dolla May 07, 2006