With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
Boy #2: "I don't know. Probably some fag with no life who has nothing better to do with his time but look at gay porn and suck his own dick."
Rich preppy kids whos parents pay $25,000 a year to buy their way into a good college. The boys sport lacoste polos with popped collars (collars down are for poor people) khakies, oaklys, north face, reefs and drive around in Mercedes and Range Rovers. The girls have so much Tiffanys hanging all over them they could open a store. She too will be wearing the shortest skirt she can find, lacoste with a popped collar also, birks or reefs, and talk with the worst Jersey accent ever driving in the Lexus SUV that Daddy bought her. Mobeard kids enjoy hanging in the ghetto and blasting rap music that they have no idea what it means. However, they also hold up their lighters and get stoned to Phish. Ditching class to catch sun on the quad results in a Saturday detention that everyone goes hung over to. For some reason they are all obsessed with Cluck U. Weekends are spent partying at someones house and crashing there for the night. Teachers, beware, dont give students attitudes or there surely will be a phone call from the parents waiting for you the next day.
Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard
Students who earn diplomas from this wreaking asshole of a day school are known to attend prestigious universities such as the County College of Morris and/or enter the work force, eventually working at McDonald's or for their rich fathers.
Also see fuck ups
"Did you see that fucking retarded kid on the Mo-Beard lax team?"
"Yeh I think he's the waterboy."
"Yeh, I think they like to beat him up."