You Know You're From Morristown When:
1. Going to the movies is the most exciting thing to do.
2. Speedwell avenue is littered with mexicans hanging around Pan Pizza
3. Mexicans hang out by the train station as early as 5:00 looking for someone to "hire them
4. The high school is considered ghetto even though it is 60% white
5. Football and hockey games are where it's at
6. Half the minorities in the high school work at Century 21
7. The center of town is named after a color
8. There are two dunkin donuts within a half mile radius
9. No one ever flushes
10. Half of your friends go to another school
11. Everything looks old as hell
12. There are four floors in the high school
13. The pool is pretty much hair gel, pee and chlorine
14. You really, really can't accept losing at anything
15. Hackysack is the cool thing for underclassmen to do at lunch
16. There is a school store, but inothing in there
17. You don't have to eat lunch in the cafeteria
18. The one teacher you don't want is Mr. Ferrante
19. You never use all your snow days
20. The one substitute you want is Mr. Joe
21. You've had one or more teachers who are more than four inches shorter than you.
22. Your principal has a mole on her head the size of a quarter
23. Everyone hates Osborne
24. The band is pretty good but they're all considered to be the biggest fags on the planet
25. You've fought someone in Cluck U
26. Randolph is your main rival
27. Driver's ed is the best class you'll take
28. You just don't give a fuck
29. The class of 2009 runs shit
30. 2010 and 2011 are 2009's bitches
31. You have designated areas to go for fire drills
32. No one follows the dress code
33. The security guards (except for one) are a complete and utter joke
34. You know what we mean when we say "goonies"
35. The baseball team plays their home games over three miles away form the school
36. Every good website is blocked
37. You can question the sexuality of at least ten teachers in the school
38. The top place to go after school is Suvio's which is right up the hill
39. Our " city mall" is the Walmart which is in Cedar Knolls
40. Your mascot is named after a 1770's warrior
41. There is always baby mama drama
42. You've been to a party with at least six kegs of beer
43. You actualy have to work in wood shop
44. No one runs during gym
45. There is service everywhere
46. You know at least five black girls with fake hair
47. You love folk art
48. Crack kills
49. Any kind of decent dancing is prohibited at prom
50. You really, really, really hate Randolph, Mendham, West Morris, Seton Hall Prep and Delbarton
I love Morristown, but I can't wait to get the fuck out of here
Kid 2: Yep.
Kid 1: DAMN YOU'RE LUCKY!
Kid 2: No, not really.
Morristown boasts an eclectic array of overpriced restaurants and bars, most of which named after animals (Dark Horse, Funky Monkey, the Grasshopper, the Famished Frog, etc.). Morristown also has some of the nicest housing projects this side of the Mississippi. Who knew the suburbs could be this hood?
A: "Oh, you must be rich"
were white people are movin away to parsippany and people who wunt to get away from vilence done at bbtown. mostly populated by latinoz/blakz.the town wuntz to get rid of both races by makin every thang so expensive.in 2008 der has been 2 murders and 3 stealings in the dangerous zone MARTIN LUTHER KING AV. were both races hang past 11 pm! drug dealers live der too but dont police noe dat! bbtown is a urban and suburban town. transportation by bbpeople: bikes,walking,runnin,mini motor cycles!
ex b: morristown bbtown
ex a: i would go but u comin late n i dont wunna b robbed!