Kid 1: im shadowing at morristown high school tomorrow!
Kid 2: you better wear your short shorts, polo, mid calves and boat shoes or the yogurts might mistake you for one of them
Mhs douchebag 1: do you like my new raybans hanging from my vineyard vines lanyerd?
Mhs douchebag 2: hell yeah they compliment your high socks with boat shoes
Both: were fucking bros