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To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth Also known as a greenall Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris Man 3: Sure do |
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N. Scrub Adj. Scrubbish V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis. N. Dude, that kid can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.
Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober. V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic. |
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cool,handsome,sexy,loving,loyal,smart,great sexual,performer morriscool,morris,handsome,morrissexy,loving,smart,great,morrissexualperformer
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the last of a girl who is fine as hell and who is loved and well cherished damn that girl must be a morris
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A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him. Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris. Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here?? |
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To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment) I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.
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An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass. Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.
Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life. |
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The act of ejaculation on a females sphincter then slurping it up and spitting it into her mouth So I was with a hooker last night and I totally gave her the morris
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