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moronity 

1. The quality or condition of being moronic.
2. A moronic act, remark, or idea.
First rule of moronity:
Inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of morons in circulation.

moronity by Ryan Dawson February 6, 2006

moronification

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.
The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.
moronification by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009
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Mormonitis 

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Mormonitis by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014

Mormonitious 

To change from one essential doctrinal religious imperative to another without explanation.
Brigham Young taught the doctrine of Adam-God as divine revelation, but now Gordon B. Hinckley says that it is a heresy. Hinckley is very mormonitious.
Mormonitious by isthechurchtrue August 6, 2011

moronified 

A person who used to be considered normal who has taken on the characteristics of the morons he hangs out with is said to be moronified.
Dave is really moronified now that he spends all his time with Pete and Joe.
moronified by cardboard to death September 25, 2009

morongitis 

A creative brain fart, a purposeful act of treachery because of oppositional defiance disorder
Dammit, David just came down with a case of morongitis and the client is on his way over
morongitis by STEVIE MAYOTARD June 13, 2018