The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.
Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.
Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.
Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.
by Shazeef January 8, 2015