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The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
by morningwood faerie February 05, 2003
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It's the mystical spirit that turns your soft serve into rock candy.
When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
by Cinna the Poet October 11, 2016
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