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2. Morning Oak
Getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.
I had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn't open before work.
1. Morning oak
Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful
Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.
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