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Just like morning wood, but this type is hard like iron. Also its not that easy to get rid of.
"Man I got morning iron like a mother fucker. Well its time to rub one out"

"Fuck the hammer, I got something better than that (pulls out cock)"
by Elgin's finest September 01, 2011
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