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1. Mork
mork
n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...
wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...
2. mork
The special friendship between two best friends
"Hey mork!"

"Yo whats up mork?"
3. Mork
A character played by Robin Williams in the T.V. show "Mork and Mindy".
You want an example of this? Watch some old reruns or something you tard.
by Lincoln Jun 26, 2003 add a video
4. Mork
A creature that likes too sleep on hay, and has features reminescent of a Rebick. They are a very sneaky, rapscallious race. To this day only 3 are known, yet it is believed that over a million may infact populate this earth. Leading Morkologists believe the epicenter of this spread of Morks is from somewhere in western Norway. The is also some sort of unknown link with Cornwall & Eminiem.
The other day we discovered another Mork: Tom Lodge!
5. mork
n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.
NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!
by Tony Mar 6, 2004 add a video
6. mork
Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.
Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.
7. mork
n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...
wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...
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