A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl
. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez
from Tom to Sally.
Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
Morgan Freeman is God
1. Morgan Freeman: American actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, Robin hood, batman, etc..)
2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. Regarded as a humble sage or mystic.
A: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies
B: Morgan Freeman?
A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman
"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"
I wish I could be more like Morgan Freeman.
an actor who often plays the role of "the wise black man".
he is the secret identity of god.
other religions refer to him as allah or buddha.
people found out about this because he played god in "bruce almighty".
morgan freeman is god! pray to morgan freeman!
What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman