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to "moret" something suggests to commit an act so depraved it doesnt have a term in any urban dictionary. It envokes an image of such filth that even suggesting "doing a moret" should result in you being killed on the spot by moret himself, in whichever depraved fashion he deems sick enough
Moret "Did a moret" to that small animal,
by Funky Newman June 11, 2006

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