Offensive in a very cruel and unforgiveable way!
Son 1: "I fucking hate you! Your just a stupid whore! You've never done anything right! I feel like vomiting when I think that I could have come from you! WHY DON'T YOU JUST JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!!!!"

Mother: *cries*

-------------------BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SON 1 Dies*

Son 2(shooter): "People with such morbidly-obese intentions don't deserve to live."
by Louis*aka Masta Killa* February 15, 2008
Top Definition
To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces
My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.
by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 04, 2006
Adj(combined with an adverb!):

Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.
"Look mommy, that lady is morbidly obese! Waa!"
by Surazal February 01, 2004
Very fat, having over 57 chins and/or ripples.
Holy jankers, that sheman is morbidly obese.
by Bobo November 11, 2003
To be so overweight that you are proclaimed dead. Comes from the french word mourir(mort) which means to die.
Damn, he shouoldn't be called fat albert, he should be called Morbidly Obese Fat Albert
by Ryan Currie Is Morbidly Obese March 12, 2005
To be so fat that your life has no worth.
My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.
by Fat Clown Neighbor December 01, 2006
a guy weighing over 100 kilograms(220.462 pounds for you americans). Could be a guy or a girl, most likely a word to describe your substitute gym teacher
Sub Gym teacher: greetings maggots im your gym teacher for today men
Class: *whispers among selves* That dude is morbidly obese!
by Teh Religious Grammar Nazi August 12, 2015

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