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A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.
She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.
by dmpawley March 26, 2003
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-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."
by Day January 12, 2006
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an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped
went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night
by makelatackela June 03, 2006
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Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.
by Bandit June 13, 2003
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A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.
That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.
by obabakoak July 25, 2006
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Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."
"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
by Julie the Queen November 12, 2007
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I'm fin ride my moped to work.
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