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When pants get caught up in a girl's genitals.

Moose knee is a camel toe gone horribly wrong. Think large unattractive women in jeans 8 sizes too small.
DAMN! Dude did you see that whale's moose knee. Spandex is a privilege not a right.
by Museikage September 06, 2008

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