Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do?
Person 2: I dunno, we could go to Tierra Rejada park, or Mountain Meadows park, or Campus Canyon park, or Poindexter park, or Peach Hill park, or Arroyo Vista park, or...shit man, let's just go hang out at Vons.
the only thing people do for fun here is loiter outside of vons.
all the white kids are stuck up, extremely fake, and all write on their myspace about me's "i live the good life."
and the hispanics think they're hard core gangsters, but the most they do is steal everyone's ipods and tag shit.
everyone in the freshman class of 2012 and down is either a major slut or an anime freak.
i am ashamed to say i live here.
kid number two: "idk, what's there to do in moorpark? oh, i k now! let's go to vons!"
kid number one: "idk man, that's getting a bit tedious. maybe i can get some eighth grade girl hanging out at the tierra rejada park to give me a bj?"
kid number two: "yeah man, that sounds like a good plan."
Where does he live?
only the coolest place ever. Moorpark CA
Kid1: dude my big bro took this 8th grader behind the Moorpark MVMS band room and madeout with her hes soooo cool
Kid2: no way i wanna get head from an 8th grader... lemme borrow 10 bucks shes having a special
Kid1: ok, but pass the bong already