| 1. | Strange Days | ||
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Follow up album to the Doors' ground breaking debut. Released in October 1967, this album enjoyed success similar to its predecessor (peaking at #3). However, its always been classified as a step down from the group's first album. Mainly because the idea is that the best songs were cherry-picked for the Doors' first album and these are the left overs.
Still on its own this album is excellent and has a ton of great Doors hits including Love Me Two Times, People Are Strange, Moonlight Drive, Strange Days and another 11 minute epic known as When The Music's Over. Often known as the Doors' darkest release, Strange Days is very underrated. Even the "filler" tracks are excellent namely the moody You're Lost Little Girl. The only thing weak here is Horse Latitudes a wretched poem written by Jim Morrison. None the less, a formidable follow up. Despite Love Me Two Times and People Are Strange reaching the TOP 40 and the Strange Days album peaking at #3, Elektra excecutives deemed Strange Days a disappointment, claiming that its sales were bad. Many executives felt that the album's dark depressing tone turned off listeners.
Jim Morrison has often been quoted to saying this is his favourite Doors' album. Many of the songs from Strange Days were written during the time the Doors were recording their first album (some even earlier). It has often been considered that Strange Days' songs were the left overs from the Doors first album sessions. |
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| 2. | iBook | ||
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A very Stupid thing made by Apple Coz they cant afford to make proper Notebook... Very Stupid with the lowest Battery Power and crappy Grafix.... It iz wayyy too cheap with not enuff Drive space... Thats why the created the... iPod... Stupid people...
I also personally think Apple is made by Microsoft Secretly so they raise sales for atleast one product...' 'OMFG! I cant fit anymore stuff on my iBook!!!'
'Thats what you get when you cant afford another $50!!!' 'What!! an extra 40 GB costs $50!!?' 'Duh! B'u'll gates cant afford another $49 for extra Disk Space.. JUST LIKE YOU!!! but You Cant afford another $1 on top of that...' |
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| 3. | jim morrison | ||
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One of the most talented song-writers and singers of his century. Front man of the amazing band the doors. He was the third member of the 27 club and predicted that he would be, stating after Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix's death "you're looking at the third". He was found dead in his bathroom in Paris by his soulmate Pam, although the exact reason for his death is still unknown, it is believed to have to do with heroin but it is not certain. There was also speculation of him trying to flee to africa from his rockstar lifestyle. Although many people think he did, he DID NOT write the door's hit song "light my fire" but wrote the mojority of the bands lyrics. His career basically ended at a show in miami when he exposed himself on stage and was filled with lawsuits. He was known to be unpredictable, especially when performing and was known to change music lyrics on a whim. He was very controversial and in his song "the end" added "Father, I want to kill you.. Mother, I want to fuck you" ... oedipus-like lyrics. A brilliant man nonetheless. He didn't decide to make a band until he was in college and didn't enjoy filmmaking as much as he had hoped to. While in college, he had a room with books from floor to ceiling on every wall and would challenge his friends to pick any book while he had his eyes cloesd, and read just a line or two.. he would instantly tell them the name of the book an... more...
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| 4. | Moonacy | ||
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An act of craziness committed during the time of the full moon. Blame it on the full moon....Moonacy caused her to drive her car into the lake!
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| 5. | metal head | ||
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Guy:listens to metal
usally does stupid shit for fun dont care what they wear band shirts long hair or bald completly different from hardcore scene or emo (even though people jock us) hate scene kids love fights METAL kicks ass circle pits is our main motto scene kids suck people are jealous METAL!!! bands: winds of plague,antagonsit,himsa,park way drive,dr.acula,as i lay dying,metal kicks ass venues (southern cali): smart city grinds,tiki room,fuck the glass house,showcase,the haven,temple,moonlight theatre metal heads is cool music no scene kids steal these bands
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| 6. | Quirt | ||
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The sound created when a woman is pushing during childbirth and defecates Caleb looked more pale than usual as he hung up his micro-mini lime green Motorola cell phone.
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"Ding-dong, what's wrong, bitch?" Caleb's effeminate lover Delmonico lisped, "Is Christina Agulara retiring?" Caleb removed his perfectly moisturized hands from the knees of his 80% linen, 20% polyester Armani City slacks and stared at his cherished come-dumpster. "It's my sister, Dakota," Caleb minced, "she's gone into labor prematurely - we, like, have to drive over to see her!" "Oh my god, Caleb, she lives in Rockford," Delmonico pouted, his firm ass accentuated in the moonlight by a pair of acid-stressed Express bootcut jeans, "they eat fags like us for breakfast in that shithole." Caleb gazed at his boyfriend while picking at the underside of a tooth with his fingernail; a habit developed during the same period that a pre-pubescent Caleb ruined any hope of having straight incisors by sucking (or gumming) dick concurrent with the development of his "adult teeth". "Delmonico, we need to support her. When I came out to the family she called me a satan-fellating shit-chomper, but at least she didn't try to beat me with my grandfather's crucifix while my mother drunkenly wept over her Yahtzee board," Caleb said as he unwrapped a watermelon flavored popsicle, "besides, once she's done breeding we can stop by that IKEA in Schaumburg and replace the bedside table that's all covered with shit and come." "I'm sold," Delmonico yelped,"the smell of that ... |
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| 7. | sex | ||
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when a guy sticks his hard dick into a womens wet vagina Dinner was nice and they flirted like usual. Putt Putt was fun too. Joe spent more time watching Jessica's sexy body as she leaned forward to hit the ball. Her long sexy legs looked so firm and silky and her dress fluttered playfully in the breeze as it seemed to dance against her curves.
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The drive home was spent laughing and talking about their game. "I have a bottle of wine at my house." Joe said softly. "Is that so?" she said in a sexy voice. "Mm hmm." he said back. "What else do you have at your house?" she asked driving him crazy with her sultry tone. "Would you like to see?" he asked. "Only if you want me to see it." she said putting her hand on his thigh. Holy shit! She had never touched him before. He knew it would be a piece of cake to get laid tonight. They went in his house and he gave her a glass of wine as he gave her the tour of his house. She seemed very impressed by his house and by the time they had gone through every room, the bottle of wine was empty. Joe opened another bottle. Jessica was giggling more and more as they went out on the patio. "Wow, you have a pool too?" she said filling her glass again. "And a hot tub" Joe added putting his arm around her and gently turning her towards it. "Very nice." she said turning towards him. They stared at each other in the moonlight and then slowly began to kiss. Joe put his arms around her and pulled her closer to him pressing his hardon against her as they kissed. Jess... |
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