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Crystals of pure, or very nearly pure, MDMA.
We ran a test kit on those moon rocks, they're 98% pure.
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Moonrocks caviar is arguably the strongest form of cannabis on the market. It’s a nugget of marijuana bud dipped in hash oil and kief. Final product carries approximately a 50% THC rating.
Yo, I just smoked these Moonrocks for 420.... I feel like I'm space walking.
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A combination of Molly and Amphetamines. Moonrocks are Molly (MDMA) cut with multiple amphetamines to improve the high. Moonrocks usually come in crystal or rock form, and are crushed and snorted. Moonrocks are sold as points, similar to Molly.
"Have you seen my friend Molly?"

"Nah, but I've got some moonrocks we can snort at the party."
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an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report
"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"
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A combination of crack and heroin, usually smoked. Usually low quality, black tar heroin. Sometimes crack is crushed and injected with heroin, also a moonrock.
Moonrocks are a poorer, less-intelligent man's speedball.
by Casey L. Jones July 05, 2006
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A remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.
That woman is a fucking moon rock, i can't believe shes complaining about there not being enough parking while she is standing in a row of open parking spaces.
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An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.
Man, I hooked up with that girl from Burger King. Too bad I didn't wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from Apollo 11, and itches hellaciously.I think Darla gave me Moon Rocks.
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